This is fantastic: A list of The Best TV Shows of the Aughts (Pajiba) and a list of The Worst (Also Pajiba)

And while we're at it, The Grammys Nominees were announced last night, and they liked Beyonce, so I'm assuming they put a ring on it. (Yeeeah!)

Well it's nice to see ABC continuing on with their "Blackball Adam Lambert Like The Worthless Hypocrites They Are Tour '09". (The Blemish)

If Elmo is devouring Tyra Banks, does that still count as cannibalism? (Seriously? OMG!)

Lily Allen is reportedly taking a year or two off of the music biz, which means you can kiss Lily Allen Watch '10 goodbye. (Celebitchy)

Rachel Bilson, the poor, stupid man's Mila Kunis, had a nude sex scene in a movie. Oh joy. (Celeb Jihad)

St. Tila Tequila isn't a very good stripper, but she IS very good at being an insufferable bitch! (BricksandStones)

Apparently, Katy Perry is way less annoying if you just stare at her tits and don't actually listen to anything she says. (Agent Bedhead)

Britney Spears is in Elle this month wearing the fugliest fucking jacket in the entire goddamn world. (POTP)

Oh joy, Captain Syphilis is fucking someone new this week. I know, shocker. (Superior Gossip)