Sparrow Madden, Ladies and Gentlemen
I like Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. I really do. They actually seem like a grounded couple and good parents. But damn if they don't make some ugly childrens. I took heat like a year ago when I remarked that Harlow was "unfortunate" looking, but COME ON. Clearly, I'm onto something here. It probably goes without saying, but when your kid bears a striking resemblance to "Pugsley" from the Addams Family it's best to avoid stripes.
Why does Nicole have sunglasses on?
Ohgod here comes the baby-induced goodwill...
Harlow is adorable, actually. And as for Sparrow... give the kid at least until age 3 to be chubby before the mommy-induced anorexia sets in, eh?
(I will say, pugsley comparison is spot on. Also hilarious. Literally LOL-ing up in here.)
Dayum that was cruel. The little boy is too young to tell, but I think Harlow is a cutie. Not gorgeous as Halle Berry's spawn, but cute nonetheless.
OMG you are sooo right! Their babies look like little trolls!! straight out of hobbit land. Nicole has had the money to fix her face so she doesnt bear any resemblence to her babies.