Snaps: Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Here are the 10 Most Culturally Poisonous Films of the Aughts. I couldn't agree more with the header. HATE IT. (Pajiba)Spencer Pratt took time out from firing a gun to pull off the gayest pose ever. No, really. GAY. (Yeeeah!)
The first pics from Tara Reid's Playboy shoot are out, and they look just photoshoperrific! (The Blemish)
The 19th Duggar child is in stable condition after being born premature. I'm happy the little lady will be fine, but this might be a sign for you to STOP HAVING SO MANY FUCKING BABIES. (Celebitchy)
So after ditching his wife and knocking up a new girl, Mel Gibson is ready to ditch her and his new baby. Apparently, this is what Mel Gibson thinks Jesus would do. (Celebslam)
What. The. Fuck. Apparently, they should change the name of So You Think You Can Dance to So You Think You Can Molest Children You Sick Sack Of Shit. (HollyWire)
Beyonce's parents are getting divorced, either because her Dad is a psychotic stage dad or because he likes to impregnate other women. (CelebSmack)
Blake Lively decides to wear the skimpiest dress ever in the middle of fucking December. She looks good though, I'll give her that. (usemycomputer)
Taylor Momsen gives Miley Cyrus a run for her money in the underage celebrity slut contest. (Celeb Jihad)
Here are the 10 Best Celebrity Candids of '09. Seriously, that last one KILLED me. (Allie Is Wired)
To be fair, the newest Duggar (how long still they stop pretending and just start naming them 'Jesus Warrior I' etc?) was only born prematurely because the mother developed preeclampsia after gallbladder surgery, which could happen to anyone. (Then again, the chances of her being pregnant at the same time she needed a routine surgery are pretty good considering she's been pregnant almost constantly for the past 21 years.) What grosses me out about this story is that the dad is all, "Watching their little sister struggle to live and breathe and grow like a baby should is going to re-affirm their faith in God, so...upside!" In so many words.
i am glad the baby is OK. But, yes . . . stop reproducing. Please.