A.B. scored an exclusive with Eli Roth about his chest waxing. Personally, a waxed Bear Jew makes me sad in the pants. (Agent Bedhead)

The Red Band trailer for Kick-Ass featuring Hit Girl is out and it is SO. FUCKING. AWESOME. (Pajiba)

Katy Perry does not take kindly to those rumours that she was trying to jump Robert Pattinson's sparkly bones. (Yeeeah!)

Amy Winehouse went to the theater, heckled the actors, then kicked the manager of the theater in the balls. Must be Monday! (The Blemish)

Holy shit, John Lennon's star on the walk of fame was stolen! EVERYBODY FREAK THE FUCK OUT! (Seriously? OMG!)

Uh-oh, looks like Gwyneth Paltrow might have broken some laws in her latest GOOP. Everyone point and laugh! (Celebitchy)

Tiger Woods is going to sex rehab. No, this is not the Tiger Woods Porn Parody called "Tiger's Wood". (BricksandStones)

Dakota Fanning proves that she is still a classy and elegant young woman in the whole Brittany Murphy story. (POTP)