"Transylmania is the perfect movie for the holiday season...If you have completely lost the will to live!" (Pajiba)

Proving once again that she is the picture of class and elegance, St. Tila Tequila claims that Rihanna is sleeping around giving everyone herpes. That's class with a capital 'K'. (Yeeeah!)

And speaking of Kuh-lassay girls, the Kardashian sisters hyped the return of their show with lingerie pictures, and the results are about as sexy as you would think. (The Blemish)

Well this sucks: Rivers Cuomo was injured in a bus crash. Hopefully he'll use that time to Keep Fishin'! ...Shut up, I love that song. (Seriously? OMG!)

Amy Adams is pregnant with her first child. That's how you knoooooooow you're preggers. (Celebitchy)

Oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw...Raise you're hand if you HAVEN'T fucked Tiger Woods...Really? No one? (Celebslam)

Here's Jake Gyllenhall with a tramp stamp. In related news, sorry ladies. Better luck next time. (HollyWire)

Lindsay Lohan shows off the two droopy tangerines she calls an ass in Muse Magazine. (CelebSmack)

Emmanuelle Cirqui, that girl who was in that thing, went and did that thing at that thing for that thing. Thing. (usemycomputer)

Hermione shows what can only be described as, like, a 1/4 of an inch of nipple while on vacation. EVERYBODY MORAL PANIC. (Allie Is Wired)

Kristen Stewart does some actressin', and looks pretty sexy doing it, in her new movie. (Celeb Jihad)