Here's a list of the 10 Best Comedies of the Aughts. Number one pretty much seals the deal. (Pajiba)

Oh fuck me sideways...Miley Cyrus' little sister sung and dance to Akon's 'Smack That' on camera, and it is just Pedo-riffic. (Yeeeah!)

Add Nicole Kidman to the list of people who look like they were shot in the face with Homer Simpson's Makeup gun. (The Blemish)

Three of the guidos from Jersey Shore were on Jimmy Kimmel last night to reenact The Story of Christmas and OH MY GOD, it's the greatest thing ever. (Seriously? OMG!)

Courtney Love is working on cleaning up her act after losing custody of her daughter. HA! Just kidding! She's actually trashing her daughter on Facebook. (Celebitchy)

St. Tila Tequila is also working hard to class up her image by asking the paparazzi not to take pictures of her boobs in exchange for giving them shots of her vag. Wait, what? (Celebslam)

Kellan Lutz may have been in that fucking awful Twilight movie, but at least he looks pretty without a shirt. Humina. (HollyWire)

Pamela Anderson tried to pull off her best "Sexy Genie" look, and pretty much failed miserably on both fronts. (CelebSmack)

Here's Zoe Saldana at the premiere of Dances With Smurfs Avatar(usemycomputer)

Proving that there is, in fact, a God, Alicia Keys performed a duet with Stephen Colbert on his show. (popbytes)

Yup...Two days in and Kourtney Kardashian's baby is in rehab. (Celeb Jihad)