Here it is: The Best Films of the Aughts. No words, people. No words. (Pajiba)

That nasty Coco bitch who married Ice-T took a Twitpic of herself doing squats in stripper heels and you just puked all over your keyboard, didn't you? (Yeeeah!)

So as it turns out, Kourtney Kardashian might not actually know who the father of her baby is. Keepin' it klassy, y'all! (The Blemish)

Oh. My. GOD. Craig Ferguson did a round-up of his favourite celebrity Christmas specials and it is the BEST FUCKING THING EVER. (Seriously? OMG!)

Mo'Nique said that her role in Precious helped her forgive her abusive father. In a related story, it has just started snowing Oscars. (Celebitchy)

Adam Lambert? On my Nickelodeon? It's more likely than you think. (Celeb Jihad)

Rihanna was in Paris for some reason and decided to wear The New York Post as pants. (BricksandStones)

It's a very Gaga Christmas! Expect this to be played in your local gay club/bathhouse this Holiday season! (Agent Bedhead)

Ummmm...yeah. St. Tila Tequila saying that any woman is a waste of space is like the pot calling the kettle a vapid, useless whore. (POTP)