Here's a list of the best Sci-Fi Flicks of the Aughts. The very first entry will make you shit bricks. (Pajiba)

Cyndi Lauper and Lady Gaga took part in a MAC Viva Glam ad, and I'm finding myself with fewer negative things to say about Gaga. (Celebitchy)

Taylor Swift celebrated her birthday by giving $250,000 to different schools around the country. In related news, I have something in my eye. (HollyWire)

Nicole Richie dyed her hair brown and it actually looks really good. What the hell? Why is everyone being all goody-two-shoes today? I need something to make fun of here! (CelebSmack)

Katy Perry decided to ring in the Holiday season by dressing up like a slutty Santa and looking like less of a slut than Paris did. (Yeeeah!)

San Francisco has dubbed the pandemic of abandoned Chihuahuas "Paris Hilton Syndrome", proving once and for all that Paris Hilton is the worst person ever. (Allie Is Wired)

Tiger Woods quits golf after realizing that he should have just stuck with putting his balls in 18 different holes. (The Blemish)

Just for shits and giggles here, but Hugh Jackman + Water - Shirt = I'll be in my bunk. (Seriously? OMG!)

Lindsay Lohan tweeted about saving 40 children in India, which would have been much more heroic if she were actually in the country at the time. (Celebslam)

Here's Heather Graham at the DVD event for The Hangover. (usemycomputer)

And now for something completely different: Celebrity sex faces that will haunt your dreams. Enjoy! (Celeb Jihad)