Playboy model and "Dancing With the Stars" contestant Joanna Krupa is the latest spokeswhore to get naked for PETA, because I can see how that's really a big stretch from her usual job of being a nude model. Seriously though: "Be an Angel for Animals, Never Buy, Always Adopt." Sure. I can get behind that. But why is the angel naked again? How does that fit into the equation? And more importantly, WHY IS THE NAKED ANGEL STEPPING ON THAT POOR DOG'S HEAD? This is one of those cases where I would say "Someone should call PETA!" except, you know, obviously.