Oh God, She's Spawning...
(Quick note here: My deepest condolences to Brittany Murphy's loved ones. That being said, I refuse to report on anything about her death that doesn't come from a legitimate, objective source. Let the girl rest in peace already.)Show of hands! How many of you finished your Christmas shopping? Good good...What did you get your loved ones? DVDs? Nice wine? Something nice to wear? Those are good gifts. Know what's NOT a good gift? Surprising your brother by saying that you're pregnant and you're giving the baby to him. Although that probably really only applies if you're St. Tila Tequila.
"I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother and his Wife!!...That is my xmas present to them," she writes. "I'm pregnant!!!"Earlier, she teased that she was giving her brother a present that would "CHANGE HIS LIFE AND MINE FOREVER!!!! ITS HUGE!"
Tila (real name: Tila Ngyuen), 27 has not yet provided additional details about the due date of the child or how she reached the momentous decision. (Source)
Oh fuck me...If there was ever a person who should not have babies, it's St. Tila. I wonder if she knows that being pregnant means she can't do blow off a homeless guy's ass crack while stuffing traffic cones up her vajooter. But who are we kidding really? I give her a week before she's back having fourgies with a zebra, a sad clown and a Baldwin Brother in a pool of chocolate mousse.
How long before the inevitable miscarriage sob story? This shit worked for Pamela Anderson so why not another skank? Also whens the trip to then mental ward/rehab? She seems to be doing every cliched attention grab known to fame whores. She should run out of things soon. There may even be a fake adoption thrown in for good measure.
(and your giving the baby to him = you're. Sorry, can't resist grammar...)
NOOOOOOO!!! God, that sad thing is, I spelled 'you're' right and then literally THREE words later I fuck it up. Me = Giant idiot.
K, so um, if this was anyone else, I'd imagine that the brother and his wife went to a fertility clinic where they fertilized an embryo and implanted it in the surrogate.
But this is Tila Tequila, so what's the bet that she and her brother just got really drunk, then did some primo crank followed by the nasty in an alley somewhere...
I'm surprised nobody mentioned she looks like a effing chiwawa. Fake and gross.