As if it wasn't bad enough that Lily Allen is gonna stop making music for two years, she's also sworn off blogging and Twitter, proving once and for all that we simply cannot have nice things. Honestly, I'm giving myself a week before I go into withdrawal and put 'Smile' on repeat in my apartment.

'I'd be with my boyfriend or my mum and they'd have just got half of me. So I put my BlackBerry, my laptop, my iPod in a box and that's the end.

'I won't use email, I play records on vinyl, I don't blog. I've got more time, more privacy. We've ended up in this world of unreal communication and I don't want that. I want real life back. (Source)

NOOOOOOO! Say it ain't so! But seriously, when you're with your loved ones, don't most people usually just put their iPods away or something? I mean Christ, if Mama Feist ever caught us tweeting at the dinner table, she'd beat us! More than usual anyway. Oh I kid I kid, she never beat us. We just beat each other. Classic sibling on sibling violence.