Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner, a couple I actually kinda liked despite the fact that they were apparently created in a factory that mass produces sunshine and rainbows, have split up. I may be the sworn enemy of all happiness and joy, but COME ON. They were just so damn adorable together!

"It wasn't really developing into anything, and wasn't going to, so they decided they were better as friends," a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. "There was no chemistry, and it felt contrived." [...]

Lucky for Lautner, the split won't inspire angry songs like those written about ex Joe Jonas -- who dumped Swift during a 27-second phone call in 2008.

"They plan to stay friends," the source says. (Source)

Sad? Yes, but I'm entirely convinced that that these two were basically just the world's most adorable beard. Honestly, no couple that young is that wholesome, it's just not possible. Mark my words: come next year, Lautner will have found a nice guy to take him out for dinner and movies...and to make the buttsex with. Hey, you don't get abs like Lautner's doing sit-ups.