Miley Cyrus' Parents Probably Starve Her
Ho. Lee. MOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGASSFISTING GOD. I'm all for going on the occasional junk food binge and all, but goddammit did Miley Cyrus ever go off the fucking wagon. I don't mean just "Super-Sizing her Big Mac trio", I mean "eating enough calories to send a giraffe to the moon and back".A source told Life and Style magazine: "She sent out for Eddie Rocket's and ordered their famous cheese fries and seven of their burgers to sample. She had two Double Takes with double the meat, two Atomic Burgers with chili and jalapeños, two Cheeez Please Burgers -- one with Swiss, one with cheddar -- and a classic burger with secret sauce. She washed down her burger binge with an Oreo shake. (Source)
Okay, say what you will about Miley, but my personal theory about this: Miley's parents are starving her to keep her thin and pretty for all of eternity, and Miley got out long enough to eat enough food to keep herself from dying of malnutrition. I mean they've already proved that they would literally hack off pieces of their daughter and sell them on EBay to pay for diamond-encrusted Hummers, so how far from the truth can this be?
Seems rather more likely that she's bulimic. The mahoosive food order can only be compared to what bulimics eat during a binge. Her big rounded face would serve as a proof too (that's what happens when you throw up a lot- your gallands swell up).
Any info on your sources though?
haha, Miley is so crazy! I love her.