Kevin Federline is making his big screen debut in the latest American Pie afterbirth, American Pie Presents: The Book of Love. Or you know, "small screen" since that movie will never, ever see the inside of a movie theater.

Though he was originally up for a different part, the movie's makers decided against Federline playing himself, opting to make him a Canadian border guard instead.

Federline, who has two sons with Spears (Sean Preston and Jayden James), has recently said that he is eager to build upon his acting resume. (Source)

I love it that they decided against having K Fed play himself, like there are some jokes that are too obvious for an American Pie direct-to-DVD movie. You know that's pretty bad when a movie franchise that will be making dick and fart jokes long after Jesus comes back and sets fire to the Earth, the roaches die out and Twinkies expire thinks that K Fed humor is stale.