The long national nightmare is over people: Fat Asian Spencer Pratt and The Beldam from Coraline have finally, FINALLY divorced. Divorce is never easy on the kids, but to be fair, neither is watching your parents go from seemingly normal people to famewhoring douchebags who would grind you up and sell you as horse meat in order to pay for their Ed Hardy clothes, so this is probably a lateral move for them. Also: Two Christmases! Yay!

Jon and Kate Gosselin officially divorced Friday after 10 years of marriage, eight children and a year of tabloid headlines.

Kate Gosselin gets the family home in eastern Pennsylvania in the no-fault divorce agreement, according to her lawyer, Mark Momjian. She will also continue as the primary caretaker of the reality TV couple's 9-year-old twins and 5-year-old sextuplets. (Source)

Well now doesn't that just warm your heart? Getting divorced one week before Christmas...Glad to see they didn't let their careers come before their kids, right? I kinda hope Santa gives the kids coal this year, not because they were bad, but because I could totally get behind eight little kids burning down TLC Headquarters in some good ol' fashioned Yuletide Arson.