I honestly have no idea what the fuck is going on in this video Jessica Simpson posted yesterday on Twitter, save for the fact that the girl is holding a goddamn candle in her ear and her gay best friend is tormenting her in the background with Christmas Carols while the poor woman screams as if she were being forced to watch A Shot of Love With Tila Tequila. But it made me laugh.

Jessica Simpson has posted a video of herself on Twitter doing ear candling--a method of drawing out ear wax suggested by her stylist, Ken Paves. It doesn't look fun.

"Who gives this kind of candle for a christmas gift?" she tweeted.

Ear candling is widely regarded as a quack practice, as the residue it leaves is wax from the candle, not the ear. It can also be dangerous if the hot wax drips into the ear and burns the eardrum. (Source)

You know, most people would normally go after ear wax with a Q-Tip or a tissue or something, but only Jessica would go in there with something flammable. But whatever, I actually thought it was hysterically funny, and Jessica seems to be a good sport about it, so kudos to her on that one. Oh my God, I just said something nice about Jessica Simpson. What the frak?