Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan? Sure, Why Not
Jessica Simpson, star of such hits as Dukes of Hazard and "Is This Chicken or Fish" and Billy Corgan, star of being one of the most influential musicians of the 1990's, are reportedly dating. I don't even know who is lowering themselves in this situation."She has fallen hard and is smitten," a source tells E! News of Jessica, adding that both she and 42-year-old Billy consider themselves "officially dating."
Reps for both have yet to return calls for comments, but another source close to Jess says her inner circle is not exactly whistling a happy tune when it comes to this rumored hookup...
"He's just another in an endless string of Jessica's boyfriends," says the source. "They think he's too old for her. No one takes any of her boyfriends seriously anymore because she has had so many. They're sick of all of them being 'the one.' " (Source)
I suppose the animal kingdom has seen stranger pairings. Like a gorilla and a kitten or a Golden Retriever and an elephant. But this ... This would be like a Golden Retriever and a ... I dunno, hairless albino bat. I'll let you figure out which one is which in that analogy.
I always feel ridiculous defending Jessica Simpson, but I feel bad for the poor dumb thing. She's had too many boyfriends? What shitty friends. She dated Tony Romo for like a million years, was married to that douche, and dated like 3 other people I can think of in the last 10 years. If that's too many boyfriends, paint a red 'A' on my chest and hang me. Christ.
Okay, too many boyfriends? Well colour me slutty. Oh dear! Let's call the enforcers of vice and virtue! She married early, got divorced, and is now dating! The end is neigh. Neigh I say.
"The end is neigh"? Is that what the 4 Horses of the Apocalypse say?
I think she is just so desperate to be in a relationship, that she'll probably date anyone/thing. I believe that she is jealous that he sister is married.
yea fine statements above :D ...
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