After three years reigning as the most the most white bread couple ever, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have officially split. And proving once again how boring they are, they didn't even have the decency to sleep around, get into a car crash or violently abuse one another. Yeah, I know, what selfish jerks.

After nearly three years together, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal called it quits in early December. "It broke his heart," an insider reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly.

A source close to Gyllenhaal, 29, explains that the once-golden couple "fought constantly in the past few months," and that the relationship concluded over a series of phone calls.

Adds another source, "No one cheated. There was no drama." (Source)

"It broke his heart"? Oh God...Sorry, every time I look at Jake Gyllenhaal I can't help but think that he looks like a friggin' puppy. Look at those eyes! Seriously, he probably did the little puppy dog pouty face when they were breaking up too. My God, that is just tragic. In all honesty, I thought they were a cute couple, so best to the both of them.