Like a little kid on Christmas, we all knew this day was coming, but that doesn't mean I'm not literally jumping up and down with glee for this moment: Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi from MTV's magnum opus Jersey Shore said that their show is better than The Hills. Oh snap, this shit is SO on!

"We are better than The Hills," she told Usmagazine.com at Spike TV's Video Game Awards in Los Angeles Saturday. "It is all real."

Added Jenni "J-WOWW" Farley, 23, "We are not fake; we don't try to present ourselves like we are fake. We don't try to put ourselves in front of the cameras with the hair and the makeup. We tell everyone how we feel. We don't say anything behind their backs." (Source)

Is that not the greatest thing you've ever read? When people with names like Snookie and J-WOWW can call you out for being an annoying vapid trollop, you know you're screwed. To be fair though, when you consider that running your genitals over a cheese grater for an hour or jumping into a shark tank wearing a suit made of bacon is objectively better than The Hills, you're not exactly saying that much, huh?