It's A Christmas Freakin' Miracle!
Good news everyone! As it turns out, St. Tila Tequila isn't actually pregnant! Despite tweeting, and I quote, "Im (sic) pregnant!!!!" it turns out Tila has yet to implant some poor unfortunate embryo in her the rotting, syph-infested cavern she affectionately refers to as a vagina. Which means there's still time for Tila to get hit by a car or have her womb magically removed. *Crosses Fingers*This is like an early Christmas present! There's still time goddammit! As a nation, we need to convince Tila Tequila's brother to just adopt a baby rather than have his sister crap out some poor, deformed monstrosity. Well, either that or pray that Tila Tequila accidentally loses her reproductive organs during some robot/anteater/famewhore threesome gone awry."I'm about to be," Tila clarified to Life & Style. "When I tweeted that, I figured there's not enough space in the 140 characters. [I meant] I'm going to give him a Christmas present that's going to change his life." [...]
"I don't have time to take care of a real baby of my own -- not yet however -- I feel I am very ready to experience the whole pregnancy process but without having to actually have the baby my own to take care of." (Source)
For a normal person (such as myself, more or less) pregnancy aint no picnic. For this thing Im sure it will be hellish. What with the fetus trying to claw its way out and her tripping over her pregnancy induced hemmoroids.
Advancements in fertilty are at all time highs, as evidenced by the birth of eight babies by a women, and he ivf procedure is currently being hampered by the negative news of one irresponsible doctor. The practice of fertility treatment has been around for quite some time and it works favorably to bring new life.