Happy Hoffidays
This is old news, but it's new to me anyway. For the bargain price of $14.95, you can own this David Hasselhoff holiday-themed poster with a personalized message. Uh-MHAZING."Why not send your loved one a nice picture of me," urges benevolent Hoff in an email to Hoffspace fans. "You choose the name and write the message (nothing too naughty!) and it will appear in an exact replica of my handwriting..." (Source)
An exact replica of his writing? And what, praytell, is David Hasselhoff doing that he's too busy to write an authentic personalized message to his fans? I'm sure he could pencil in some time between sitting around in his robe all day watching "Baywatch" reruns and slowly drinking himself to death every night.
I really want to send one of these to my brother with a message along the lines of "Dear James, thanks for a wonderful night. I'll remember you always, love, the Hoff."
I don't know. I've taken notes when I was bombed out of my mind, and the difference in my penmanship was... dramatic, let's say.
So maybe he won't write it himself because he wants you to get your money's worth?
Or maybe he fancies himself the thinking man's Margaret Atwood. She uses a robot to sign copies of her books...