In what I can really only describe as the most shitballs fucking stupid feud I have ever reported on for this site (and that includes the Megan Fox v. Michael Bay's tiny penis argument), Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is in a feud with Domino's Pizza after they pulled advertising from her show. F-Bombs were dropped, passive-aggressive jabs were taken, and the idea that the world will end in 2012 seems slightly more plausible.

A rep for the pizza company said his first thought was to decline commenting to avoid giving Snooki extra publicity. But unlike Dell, he went ahead and gave us a lengthy comment anyway...

"Our first response was, 'What a classy young lady--her parents must be so proud,' " the rep told us today. "There's no need to get into a war with this young girl, because ticktock, her 15 minutes are almost up." (Source)

I honestly don't know what she's getting so worked up about; Have you ever tried Domino's Pizza? Smear some ketchup on a slab of cardboard, spray some Cheeze-Whiz on top, microwave it for thirty seconds and you still haven't come close to the culinary shitstain that is Domino's. So don't worry honey, just go out tanning, spray some Aquanet in your hair and buy some Ed Hardy shit. You'll feel much better