If ever there were two people whose genitals should stay as far away from each other as humanely possible, it's Heidi and Spencer. Personally, I don't see how they could even conceive a baby anyway, since Spencer has the dick of a baby hamster and Heidi's vadge probably contains some sort of corrosive acid that would melt anything it comes into contact with, but apparently Spencer's worried that Heidi is trying to get knocked up.

"There's a chance that I'm about to be Pratt Daddy for real," he tells Jenner, noting that he found a pregnancy test in the trash.

"It's like a sperm kidnapping," Pratt complains. "Like hijacking sperm!" (Source)

Well now that's just great. The thought of these two crapping out some byproduct of their unholy union, let alone fucking, just rendered me sterile. Honestly, that shit is enough to convince your body to never create life ever. Ick. Remember kids: Always remember to have your idiots spayed or neutered.

Normally, this is where Stacey would post pictures of her adorable little Cat to apologize, but since I don't have one (because I'm allergic), here's something equally fun to look at: Chris Rockway: