I never thought I'd ever have reason to write about Meredith Baxter-Birney, however in a bizarre twist of events, the "Family Ties" matriarch has suddenly become relevant since she came out of the closet at age 62 -- exclamation points!!! Baxter has been married (to men) a whopping three times and has five grown children, but has been in a relationship with a 54-year-old contractor named Nancy Locke for the past four years.

Huh. I wonder what Alex and Mallory would have to say about this. And the big-boned blonde daughter. And that other kid, whats-his-face. Although whats-his-face is probably still too busy trying to figure out how he aged like six years over a three month period that time back in the 80's.