On the long list of things you should never ask Nicole Kidman about, including why her face apparently never moves, what it was like to fuck a gay elf, or how she continues to land award-winning roles when she can't even show emotion let alone blink, asking her about Scientology is a big no-no in her book, as reporter Andrew Marr found out when he interviewed Kidman about her upcoming movie, Nine.

"Scientology," said Marr. "A lot of people would say it is a bullying cult."

Kidman stumbled over her response before deciding she wasn't going to give one.

"I just don't . . . This is just so not . . ." she said. Then, "I'm here to publicize 'Nine.' If I was here to do an expose on myself then I'd be like, 'Let's go,' but I have no interest in discussing any of that." (Source)

More than anything, she was probably just worried that if she said anything, her Keebler Elf of an ex-husband would come and sue her for whatever they hell he sues people for. Hell, I should probably shut up, lest he happen onto this site and slap us with a lawsuit. We'd like to take this opportunity to point you to the legal notice on the bottom of the page. Suck on that!