Incredibly enough, Paris Hilton has managed to do what Ebenezer Scrooge, The Grinch, Oogie Boogie and literally every single goddamn villain in cartoon history has failed to do: The bitch has ruined Christmas. And all she had to do was fuck Santa, all nine reindeer, and every single elf in The North Pole. Unless you're planning on leaving out penicillin and cookies this year, Christmas (and Santa's junk) is ruined for ever. Ho, ho, (Filthy Fucking W)ho(re).