Normally on Christmas I'm all happy-happy-joy-joy and what not, but hearing that Paris Hilton is happy in any way, shape or form makes me a saaaaaad panda. Maybe it's her at best tenuous grasp of reality, the false sense of entitlement or the fact that she single-handedly proved that you need not be kind, talented or even remotely intelligent to be successful, but hearing about how she got showered with diamonds just irks the living shit out of me.

And she was stunned when Reinhardt joined her at home with a horde of lavish gifts - including sparkling gems from exclusive boutique The 14 Karats in Berkeley, California.
Writing on her personal Twitter.com page, excited Hilton tells fans:

"At home opening Christmas presents from my man. SO happy! He really spoiled me this year and gave me so many incredible presents! :) All the jewelry he bought me from 14 Karats Jewelry Store is so stunning! It's true diamonds are a girl's best friend. I am speechless." (Source)

Diamonds? Well now that's just swell. Gee, wonder how many kids lost life and limb so that you can add yet another diamond necklace? But hey, I bet those kids have great big smiles on their faces knowing that Paris Hilton will wear the diamonds they died finding for one night before throwing it in the back of her closet. And that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.