Call me crazy, but if you want to disprove a bunch of totally "Made Up" rumors about yourself, wouldn't you NOT want to compile an entire goddamn list of them for everyone to read about on your website? If you said "No, that is a completely sane and logical thing that someone who is totally not crazy would do", congratulations! You're Britney Spears.

The pop star has launched a "Bulls#!t Alerts" page that will "give [fans] the inside-scoop- straight from Britney and her team on what's true and what's bull."

The top 10 BS Britney stories according to the pop star's Web site:

1. Britney dates Indian Choreographer Sandip Soparrkar

2. Ex Manager Says Britney's Not Ready
3. Fans storm out of Britney's Australian show due to lip-synching
4. Courtney Love Rants on Facebook that Britney Spears' Dad Molested Her
5. Britney thinks her dad is drugging her
6. BritneySpears holed up in Perth hotel after concert shame
7. Britney Spears dating music producer Dallas Austin
8. Britney's comeback tour faces low ticket sales
9. Beau says no to Britney's proposal
10. Topless 'Gimme More' Photos (Source)

Oh lord, this REALLY is not helping your case. This is like proving to everyone that you don't have herpes by holding a press conference where you show everyone your vagina; Yes, you've proven your point, but you still look completely crazycakes by going to unnecessary lengths to prove what most people already know. And how the hell did we not make the list? We are just as careless with our sources as those other assholes! RIGGED!