Beyonce Does Nothing, Takes Credit, Gets Sued; Hilarity Ensues
Pop Quiz! How many of her own songs has Beyonce actually written instead of just slapping her name on? If you guessed "Not a single fucking one of them", congratulations! You've figured out why the girls of Destiny's Child are being taken to court. As it turns out, people aren't too happy about Beyonce getting credit for not actually doing any work, and former bandmate Kelly Rowland thinks that Beyonce can go suck a fuck for all she cares.We hear the singer is furious that she and former DC cohorts Beyoncé and Michelle Williams have to head to Chicago on Tuesday to face a copyright-infringement lawsuit for their song "Cater 2 U." The reason for her anger, besides the obvious? According to a source, Rowland blames the legal mess on Beyoncé's father - and his tactics for lining his daughter's pockets with cash.
"Kelly isn't happy having to fight these allegations," continues the source. "She feels as though this is just another mess that Matthew got them into while only trying to serve the sole interest of his daughter." (Source)
Well I for one am just shocked. SHOCKED I SAY. Are you telling me that Beyonce couldn't even wipe her own ass and is in fact the product of a carefully choreographed marketing team and stage parents that would make The Lohans look like The Brady Bunch? SHOCKED. I do believe my monocle has fallen into my glass of champagne.
Here's Hackey McGee at the MTV Europe Music Awards:
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You're about 10 years late, but at least someone finally noticed she is talentless. Now hopefully someone will notice how she looks nothing like her sister Solange... different parents I gues.....
Regadless of what Beyonce's father might have done for Beyonce she is still talented. her voice is WOW! and please dont tell that is fake as well. Which father wouldnt want his daughter to be successful?
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