BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, this is just rich. RICH I say. Entertainment Weekly went ahead and picked out the worst books of the year, and guess who got #1? No, really, go ahead and guess. Yup, if the header pic didn't tip you off, Heidi and Spencer's How To Be Famous came in at the top of the list, out-shitting even the trashiest of trash.Though it was a difficult task to pick the best fiction and nonfiction books of the year, it was fairly easy to determine which book would top our Worst list: Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt's How To Be Famous. Because, really, when it comes to this duo, we'd rather have a step-by-step guide on how to endure their endless televised shenanigans than how to follow in their fame-whoring footsteps. (Source)
But really, was there ever any doubt this would be the worst book ever? For realsies, these two have not only spent the year exemplifying the absolute worst aspects of humanity, they've been EMBRACING it, getting rich off it while people are being laid off left and right. You've earned it guys. Now please, PLEASE just kill yourselves already.
Yeah, that was easy. Equally amusing is Spencer's dingbat sister -- who, no fucking lie, looks like him in drag, just with great boobs -- doing a nearly nude pictorial in the new issue of Maxim.
All the people who died in 2009. Why couldn't these two douche-jockeys be among them?
This atrocity that was called a book but really is just a waste of paper (think of all the trees that died so this thing could be published) should really be named the worst fucking book of all time, ever. Calling it a book is an insult to actual authors who write actual books.
Spencer's eyes are so close together, he might as well have one single eye in the middle of his face.
Is it just me, or does Spencer look like a spider in the photo above?