Well this explains a hell of a lot. Adam Lambert told "Morning Jolt's" Larry Flick on Sirius that he had an "ugly duckling" complex when he was in his teens and early twenties weighing in at 250 pounds, and as a result had body issues. I have no idea how tall Adam Lambert is, so he may not have been that huge. Still though, I've always noticed something funny about the guy. He kind of has this Elvis Presley thing going on, if Elvis Presley was flamboyantly gay instead of just plain flamboyant. Like, somewhere between Skinny Elvis and Crazy Fat Elvis. All I know is that he better steer clear of those Peanut Butter and Bacon sandwiches. Morbidly obese toilet deaths don't just happen by themselves, you know.

On CBS's "Early Show" last week: