ABC Can't Handle the Gay

58991087websters1232009102240AM.jpgAfter cancelling his "Good Morning America" performance last week, ABC has put the kibosh on two more of Adam Lambert's performances, both on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" and Dick Clark's New Years Eve show with Ryan Seacrest. Which is smart, because Adam Lambert is only one of the most hyped performers in the music industry right now. Lambert tweeted last night:

Yes, sadly friends, ABC has cancelled my appearances on Kimmel and NYE. :( don't blame them. It's the FCC heat.

I AM doing Leno though. And lookin into something for NYE. It'll all blow over. Let's focus on being positive! :) (Source)

Ooh, uh, "Leno," huh? I guess that's one way of taking lemons and making lemonade. Or taking a big-chinned unfunny hack who's writers clearly hate him and making ... I don't know. Something that's not terrible. Seriously though if ABC thinks a little guy-on-guy kissing and simulated fellatio is the gayest thing that ever happened on their network they should reevaluate their own programming. "Dancing With the Stars" is so gay even most gay people won't watch it.



3 Comments


Carolyn said:

He looks like a wee little orange leprechaun. Also why is his head so big?


superasente said:

What's going on with the comment boxes?

Man, I've GOT to stop huffing paint.


RaraAvis said:

Here's a news flash: they didn't cancel him because he's gay; they cancelled him because his voice sounds like a cat screeching. His performance at the AMA's was painful to listen to. He'll be second billing on the Jessica Simpson tour in six months.