Lindsay Lohan had an epic meltdown recently at the Crown Bar in Los Angeles when she was expected to -- GASP!!!! -- pay her bill. And of course she didn't have any money, since her only job is showing up at places looking cracked out, which actually doesn't pay as much as you'd expect. (I hear it's even less than blogging.)

"Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown," says the source. "She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information."

Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, "She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying 'I don't pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I'm freaking out!'" (Source)

Lindsay probably just figured that her delightful appearance was payment enough. Or maybe the vomit she left in one of the ladies room stalls. Eh? How many Los Angeles clubs can boast authentic Lindsay Lohan vomit on the premises? Oh, right. All of them. I guess they were fair in charging her.

Lindsay looking cracked out at Jermaine Dupri's Nu Pop Movement launch last week: