This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

By Jeremy Feist on November 6, 2009 Posted in: Paris Hilton
Paris1-110609.jpgHere's something horribly depressing to think about: A pair of Jimmy Choo shoes will run you over $350 US, which is pretty much more than most people throughout the world will make in a month. Not only does Paris Hilton get them for free, but she even gets paid more than that to go out to their parties, despite the fact that you could fit her resume on the inside of a Snapple cap. I'm not saying that someone should go out and kill Paris Hilton, I'm just saying that it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if someone were to "accidentally" feed her feet-first through a wood chipper.

Here she is at the Jimmy Choo for H&M Collection:
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789 said:

The best thing is that this vapid bitch is wearing Chritian Louboutins (with the trademark red sole) to a Jimmy Choo party. Jesus, I could not hate her more.

November 6, 2009 2:50 PM

Wench. said:

789 - I was JUST about to comment on that.

I hate her and her bird face. Urgh.

November 6, 2009 4:03 PM

DeWayne in SD said:

Woodchipper? Jeremy you are much to easy on her, Use an industrial Hamburger grinder and feed her to the Pigs!

Besides her CARBON FOOTPRINT is humongous we all need to do our share and "give back to the planet!"
;-0

November 6, 2009 10:38 PM