Ryan Seacrest's six-foot-four, 200 pound stalker, Chidi Uzomah, was arrested on Friday after entering the E! Network headquarters looking for the tiny porcelain television personality. Uzomah may be facing jail time as this is likely a violation of the probation he got for previous Seacrest stalking incidents.

[Uzomah] was arrested last month for brandishing a knife and bum-rushing Seacrest's security guard at a charity event at a children's hospital in Orange, Calif.

And despite pleading guilty to two misdemeanors and being sentenced to three years' probation for that dust-up, Uzomah still sought face time with Seacrest.

Uzomah turned up in vain at KIIS-FM's Burbank offices looking for the host (whose radio studio, as Uzomah clearly figured out, is actually located at E!'s HQ in Los Angeles). "He asked somebody where Ryan was," a source said. "They said he didn't work here, he works at E! That was a few weeks ago." (Source)

This guy sounds like pretty much the worst stalker ever. The fact that he shows up at the headquarters of a television network and heavily-securitied charity events rather than say -- Seacrest's home in the middle of the night to snatch him out of the little sardine tin he sleeps in -- is the only reason they're not identifying Ryan Secrest by tiny bits in Chidi Uzomah's stool right now.