
I always thought Tracy Morgan was fucking hysterical on 30 Rock because I figured that no one in their right mind could be that obnoxious in real life, right? Well, not so much. During a show at Carnegie Hall, everyone pretty much got up and left when they realized the dude was certifiably crazy cakes.
"People seemed to not be laughing at his jokes, but more because they
were shocked and appalled with what was coming out of his mouth,"
reports one audience member. Morgan talked trash about homosexuality
(saying it's "a choice," which drew gasps), drugs, pornography and what
he calls "politricks" -- far edgier subjects than what his alter ego,
Jordan, gets air time for.
"Obama is really changing the White House, because he and Michelle will have the first presidential sex tape out," he said to a stunned crowd. (Source)
Wow, that is...biting satire? I think? So either everyone in New York is completely fucking boring, or they realized that 'Shocking' doesn't necessarily mean 'Funny'. I mean really, gasp. An Obama sex tape joke? Gosh, gimme a minute to fish my monocle out of my glass of champagne. I'm so shocked, I completely forgot to laugh. Oh, wait, that's actually because it wasn't funny.
He was never, ever funny.
Not even a little bit.