Our very own Stacey reviewed The Room, which is like watching a porn wrapped in a soap opera minus the fucking. (Pajiba)

Hilary Duff made out with a girl last night on Gossip Girl, and surprise! No one really gave a shit. (Yeeeah!)

Jon Gosselin tried to be funny by releasing a self-deprecating video of Funny or Die, which would have worked if he wasn't a gigantic waste of a human being. (The Blemish)

What? Kathy Griffin was on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Consider my life flipped, turned upside down! (Seriously? OMG!)

Now they're holding televised seances for Michael Jackson? Okay, stop. It used to be funny, now it's just sad. Stop doing this please. (Celebitchy)

The bad news: Spencer Pratt has a shiny new car. The good news: It doesn't have airbags, so he might die! Yay! (Celebslam)

Shanna Moakler offered a backhanded apology for calling Khloe Kardashian a donkey, which is weird, because people don't usually apologize for telling the truth. (HollyWire)

There's a reason Robert Pattinson looks like dirty, sexy hunk: Because he in fact IS a dirty, sexy hunk. Kinda gross, actually. (CelebSmack)

Meh...Something something something Mandy Moore. Ah whatever, everyone loves Mandy Moore. (usemycomputer)

Brandon Davis, the picture of masculine style and grace, might be fucking Avril Lavgine, the female picture of style and grace. (popbytes)

Come for the pics of Emma Watson in Russian Elle, stay for the religious flamewar in the comment section. (Celeb Jihad)