Here are the Greatest Villains Portrayed by Comedians. You bet your ass Mo'Nique and her weird-ass apostrophe are on the list. (Pajiba)

When did Britney Spears become one of those illusions that was either a young lass or an old hag depending on how you look at it? (Yeeeah!)

In other Britney news...HOLY CRAP, have you seen her boyfriend? She's actually dating someone HOT this time! (CelebSmack)

Not only is Micheal Lohan a terrible father, he may also be into incest. Altogether now: EWWWWWWWWW. (The Blemish)

I'm already sick of the as-of-yet-released Sex and the City 2, and guess what? They're working on Sex and the City 3. (Seriously? OMG!)

Mariah Carey is calling Music Executives "idiots", which is sort of like the pot calling the kettle a dumbass. (Celebitchy)

Joanna Krupa posed nude for Playboy, which is kinda weird since the people who read Playboy probably don't watch Dancing With the Stars to begin with. (Celebslam)

Guess what time it is? IT'S CHRISTINA RICCI PICTURE TIME! (usemycomputer)

Adam Lambert's debut music video is gonna be REALLY gay. And this is coming from someone who, you know, has gay sex for money. (Allie Is Wired)

Gag. Not only does biggest-bitch-in-the-entire-world Carrie Prejean have a sex tape, she has EIGHT of them. (Celeb Jihad)