Oh fuck me...Heidi and Spencer are getting their own book? Seriously, can they please just stop existing already? (BricksandStones)

I am COMPLETELY in love with the trailer for Tucker and Dale Versus Evil. I want to have it's little gay trailer babies. (Pajiba)

Kim Kardashian dressed up as a slutty Snow White for Halloween, which is fitting because much like Disney World, you have to wait in line forever to get inside her. What now, Suckah? (Yeeeah!)

Tyra Banks learned a very important lesson about taking a poo every now and again to stay healthy. (The Blemish)

Oh joy, Kirstie Alley is getting ANOTHER show where she can make fun of herself for being fucking irrelevant. Hooray? (Seriously? OMG!)

Now that everyone hates him and thinks he's a total fuckwad for single-handedly ruining television, Jay Leno says he would go back to the Tonight Show. (Celebitchy)

Because the Charles Darwin biopic isn't pissing of creationists quite enough, the poster features him giving his wife some surprise buttsex. (Agent Bedhead)

I absolutely fucking LOVE Kathy Griffin to ittie-bittie pieces and all, but do we really need another dance show? Dead horse, meet stick. Stick, meet dead horse. (POTP)

Complete the joke! Lindsay Lohan isn't dead yet, but... (A) Her career is! (B) She sure looks like it! (C) She is on the inside! (Superior Gossip)