St. Tila Tequila reportedly stripped and masturbated on webcam, called herself a "lesbian", then said that anyone who was against it "is gay and in denial". Hey Tila, the guano factory called, they want their batshit back. (The Blemish)

Forbes Magazine calculated The Most Overpaid Actors in Hollywood. TO the surprise of absolutely no one, Will Ferrell topped the list. (Pajiba)

Mariah Carey was reportedly denied a rider request for 20 white kittens and 100 doves, or as she calls it, "a light between-meals snack". (Yeeeah!)

Leighton Meester does her best "Crazy, Slutty Easter Egg" Impression, and fails pretty miserably. (Seriously? OMG!)

Jenna Jameson was on Oprah (Quick Aside: FUCK YEAH!) yesterday, saying that "you can see love" in her movies, thus answering the question of what Jenna Jameson named her vagina. (Celebitchy)

It's been a while since we've reported on Megan Fox, probably because she doesn't have a movie to promote, so here she is reminding us that she's sexy. (Celeb Jihad)

Lauren Conrad is going to be writing yet another book, because of fucking course she is. (BricksandStones)

Gwyneth "GOOPy" Paltrow has a tip about what to do with all those Thanksgiving leftovers, Peeps! *Spoiler Alert* Just fucking eat them. (Agent Bedhead)

Carrie Prejean called Donald Trump for career advice. The punchline? He told her to do porn. Please don't. We don't want you, bitch. (POTP)

Ashley Tisdale got nominated for three Oscars and a Golden Globe today...Yeah, I'm just fucking with ya. She actually just sat around in a bikini doing nothing. (Superior Gossip)