Men Who Stare At Goats is as listless and boring as actually staring at goats for two hours. Oh the irony... (Pajiba)

Why are Katy Perry and Russell Brand dating again? Oh, wait, yeah, it's because they're both totally gross and annoying. Well now that makes perfect sense! (Yeeeah!)

Sarah Jessica Parker says she loves the smell of dirty diapers. Talk about not looking a gift horse in the mouth. *High-Fives Self* (The Blemish)

Remember when William Shatner read Levi Johnston's tweets on The Tonight Show? Well, as it turns out, those were actually totally fake. Whoops. (Seriously? OMG!)

Jennifer Love Hewitt believes there are ghosts living in her house, which has absolutely nothing to do with her show, The Ghost Whisperer, airing every Friday night on CBS. (Celebitchy)

Oh look, Spencer Pratt's younger whore sister is going into rehab, which I'm sure will be filmed for the next season of The Hills. (Celebslam)

What's better than a crappy remake of Yogi Bear? How about a crappy remake of Yogi Bear starring Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo? (HollyWire)

No offense, but am I the only one who thinks that Josh Duhamel has terrible taste in strippers? Yikes. (CelebSmack)

Say what you will about Dollhouse, but you gotta admit, Eliza Dushku is certainly very pretty. (usemycomputer)

Apparently, there are some people in Egypt who aren't too thrilled about Beyonce. (Celeb Jihad)

Does anybody else have zero interest in hearing about Jennifer Lopez's sex life? That's what I thought. (Allie Is Wired)