Snaps: Puck The Pain Away
The 100 Greatest Quote from The Wire. That is all. (Pajiba)
The Daily Mirror has pictures of Daniel Radcliffe smoking pot. EVERYBODY MORAL PANIC! (Yeeeah!)
Someone tried to extort $100,000 from Cindy Crawford after obtaining photos of her daughter tied up in skimpy clothes. In related news, Cindy Crawford is the worst mother ever. (The Blemish)
Here's Octomom teaching Miss Teen South Carolina where babies come from (Spoilers: They come from a lack of identity and a desire to be famous!) (Seriously? OMG!)
Woody Harrelson let Stephen Colbert shave his head in support of the troops. This post is brought to you by pure, unadulterated WIN. (Celebitchy)
In news that will make you go "What in the WHAT?!" the paparazzi is apparently tied to Al Qaeda...REALLY?! (Celebslam)
Because Michael Lohan wasn't quite the worst father ever just yet, he reportedly got paid to leak his private conversations with Lindsey. (HollyWire)
Because I fucking love her, here's Chelsea Handler taking the piss out of Katie Price, who's actually too stupid to even realize it. (CelebSmack)
Molly Sims is pretty so...I dunno, look at her I guess. (usemycomputer)
Leighton Meester shows off her barely-covered cootch, which is not something you see every day! Unless of course you Google "Leighton Meester's vagina". (Celeb Jihad)
From what I can tell, it was the nanny who posed the daughter and took the picture. You might make the argument that Crawford had poor judgment in hiring the woman, but it seems like the daughter was the victim of some abuse at the hands of her caretaker, not her parents.