In honour of (American) Thanksgiving tomorrow, here's a list of Eating Mishaps on Film. (Pajiba)

Did Lady Gaga get breast implants? Or did she finally realize that your supposed to stuff your bra, not your panties? (Yeeeah!)

Paris Hilton and her Cock-Of-The-Week are moving away, and sadly, it's not to the center of the Bermuda Triangle. (The Blemish)

Jimmy Kimmel might have blown a fuse on the set of The Bonnie Hunt Show. In related news, Bonnie Hunt has her own show. (Seriously? OMG!)

It's official: Everyone get ready for Shrek 4: Mike Meyers Needs To Pay For A Down-Payment On A Bungalow In The Caribbean. (Celebitchy)

Just in case you forgot, Hulk Hogan is still fucking someone who looks EXACTLY LIKE HIS DAUGHTER, because that isn't creepy at all. (Celebslam)

So as it turns out, that rumours about The Jonas Brothers dying in a plane crash aren't true, but we can all appreciate that small window of time where we thought they were. (HollyWire)

Awwwww, don't you just hate it when you go on national TV and forget that you're totally not wearing any pants? (CelebSmack)

Here's Natalie "I Used To Be Lovable But Now I'm Just Irritating" Portman at the a showing of Brothers in New York. (usemycomputer)

Adam Lambert's video for For Your Entertainment is out, and it is faaaaaaaaabulouuuuuuuuus. (popbytes)

Yeah, remember that girl who threatened to eat her cat if Miley Cyrus didn't go back on Twitter? She wasn't kidding. (Celeb Jihad)