Robert Downey Jr. is on the cover of Esquire, and you can totally see his junk through his pants. I'll be in my bunk. (Celebitchy)

And speaking of visible testes...because every fucking gay porn star and their dog is talking about it, here's the new Lady Gaga video for Bad Romance. Rah-Rah-Roma-Mah...FUCK. (POTP)

One of the chicks from Twilight got naked for PETA, which really confuses me; The more men abuse animals, the more naked women there are. Wouldn't that teach them to abuse more animals? Discuss. (Pajiba)

Maybe it's just professional criticism here, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is a fucking TERRIBLE stripper. (Yeeeah!)

Carrie Prejean, who still doesn't quite understand things like 'Freedom of Speech' or 'Common Sense', believes there's a conspiracy out to get her. Break out the tinfoil hats in 3, 2, 1... (The Blemish)

Mel Gibson and his stupid Kentucky Fried Moustache got rejected from playing James Bond in a movie. Everyone point and laugh! BAHAHAHAHA! (Seriously? OMG!)

Remember how Nicolas Cage was basically fucking broke? Well, that might be because he paid $267,000 for a fucking Dinosaur Skull. (BricksandStones)

Gosh, if I didn't know any better, I could have sworn that Sienna Miller finally figured out that she's a total bitch and everyone hates her. (Agent Bedhead)

One of the fringe benefits of Safe Sex: Keeping stupid people from procreating. I'm looking at you Chris Brown. (Superior Gossip)