A Christmas Carol: Guaranteed to scare the sweet ever-loving crap out of your children this Holiday Season! (Pajiba)

I don't think I've mentioned this before, but I love Taylor Swift (She's so sparkly!) which is kinda why I loved her SNL monologue as much as I did. (Yeeeah!)

Joe Jackson, not quite content with being a terrible celebrity father, has decided to become THE terrible celebrity father. (The Blemish)

I still say Family Guy has gone down hill since it came back on the air, but I still think this was pretty funny. (Seriously? OMG!)

James Gandolfini hit a paparazzi who had the fucking GALL to take pictures of him from a reasonable distance while he was out in public. The nerve of those paparazzi! (Celebitchy)

Paris Hilton is so stupid ("How stupid is she?") that she doesn't even know that Chelsea Handler is mocking her dumb, vacant ass. (Celebslam)

Kathy Griffin think Gays and girls are going to be pleased with Levi Johnston's Playgirl pics...Oh, who are we kidding, it's just the gays at this point. (HollyWire)

A propos of absolutely fuck all: Jon Hamm! Sexy! Yay! (CelebSmack)

And just to even things out: Joanna Krupa! Sexy! Yay! There, we all happy now? (usemycomputer)

Steven Tyler reportedly quit Aerosmith, which I'm sure must come as a shock to those of you who actually knew Aerosmith were still together. (Allie Is Wired)

Today's Celebrity Nip Slip comes from Eva Mendes. (Celeb Jihad)