It's Paheeba Day, everyone! So to celebrate, here are The Best Chick Flicks of All Time. (Pajiba)

Oh my God you guys, Carmen Electra has a sex tape! Which features no actual sex. Or nudity. Or anything worth watching really. (Yeeeah!)

Adam Lambert was afraid of being on The Out 100 Cover because he didn't want to appear to gay. Despite his gay album cover, his gay music, or his gay sexual-orientation. (The Blemish)

Not only is Hugh Jackman a gorgeous slice of Man Meat, but his daughter is kind of a adorable. (Seriously? OMG!)

Paris Hilton and her Cock-Of-The-Week's fighting got so loud, police were called in to shut them up. Unfortunately, said fighting didn't involve chainsaws or blood. (Celebitchy)

Hey ladies! Any of you want to date a woman beater? Well you're in luck, because Chris Brown is available! (Celebslam)

Shirtless Guy + Adorable Dogs = BESTEST LINK EVER. (HollyWire)

What in the what? When the fuck did Mary-Kate Olsen turn into Cruella DeVil? (CelebSmack)

Who wears short-shorts? Blake Lively wears short-shorts! (usemycomputer)

Only Kate Hudson could turn Nine into a boring fucking knock-off of a perfume commercial. (popbytes)

What if celebrities were fat? Well, it wouldn't be much different, since I'd still find them irritating as fuck. (Celeb Jihad)