You know, I REALLY don't get enough opportunities to post leaked sex pics of male celebrities, so here's Grady Sizemore living up to his name. (Yeeeah!)

As it turns out, Wes Anderson's The Fantastic Mr. Fox also lives up to its name. (Pajiba)

Remember how Shauna Sand (Yeah, I'm not sure who she is either) was crying over her sex tape being leaked? Wellllllllll...Not so much anymore, really. (The Blemish)

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, the most delightfully boring couple ever, have broken up. I'm sure you must all be absolutely crushed. (Seriously? OMG!)

How is it that Meryl Streep looks better at 60 then most celebutards look in their twenties? (Celebitchy)

It's only been a week since Oprah declared she was leaving her show? Quick! Trot out the "Oprah and Gayle are lesbians!" story! (Celebslam)

So as it turns out, crashing a White House party for the sake of trying to get on a reality TV show about stupid spoiled whores might actually be illegal. Who knew, amiright? (HollyWire)

Here's Ms. Kabuki-Bettie-Page herself promoting her book and lookin' all kinds of fabulous. (CelebSmack)

Kristen Stewart does some actressin' in The Yellow Handkerchief. (usemycomputer)

Courtney Love and DJ Halls have reportedly fucked. In related news, *HOOOOOOOOOORK* (Allie Is Wired)

Ladies and gentlemen, the all-crimincal football team! (Celeb Jihad)