Here are The Ten Most Boneheaded Hollywood Projects Currently In Development. You might want to steer clear of any sharp objects or high ledges after reading this. (Pajiba)

As if you needed further proof that Carrie Prejean is the biggest fucking bitch in the entire world, she stormed off Larry King Live when he had the gall (THE GALL!) to ask her about her settlement with Miss California. (Yeeeah!)

Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio are apparently fucking, thus becoming the most irrelevant couple in history. (The Blemish)

Because obviously Taylor Swift doesn't have quite enough people shitting on her, here comes Wynonna Judd! (Seriously? OMG!)

Meryl Streep spoke to a nine year old reporter on the red carpet for The Fantastic Mr. Fox, and showed us why the woman is a fucking gift from Godtopus. (Celebitchy)

Oh please oh please oh PLEASE let this be true! Fuck the Twihards, I can't take another fucking vampire movie! (Celeb Jihad)

Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth, having not yet died from some sort of stupidity-related incident, went out to dinner yesterday. (BricksandStones)

To be honest with you, I have no idea if Lady Gaga is actually 23. I always assumed she was some sort of ageless, Lovecraftian horror, albeit one with irresistibly catchy songs.(Agent Bedhead)

It's official: MTV has become self-aware. Check out their new show, Jersey Shore, featuring the "hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos" (Their words!) (POTP)

Lindsay Lohan + Heath Ledger = Hell Fucking No. (Superior Gossip)