Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie combine to give you the hottest/creepiest pairing in Cinema. (Pajiba)

Kim Kardashian got punched in her big, stupid, fame-whoring face for charity and now she has a black eye. HA! (Yeeeah!)

And in other Kardashian news, Garfield's Bitchy Cat Girlfriend's diet is about as real as her sham of a marriage. (The Blemish)

Jimmy Kimmel got all dressed up in a body suit for the Olympics, and oh would you look at that, my eyes are bleeding. (Seriously? OMG!)

In a sign that there is, in fact, a loving God, Emma Thompson has removed her name from Roman Polanski's "Raping Kids is A-Okay!" Petition. (Celebitchy)

No one is buying tickets to Chris Brown concerts anymore, I'm assuming because they've figured out that he's a total douche and his music fucking sucks. (Celeb Jihad)

Because I have a huge Whedon-Boner for all things Buffy, I'm pretty much mandated to post this blurb out Sarah Michelle Gellar's Baby. (BricksandStones)

Now that Agent Bedhead has seen the error of her ways about her hots for the Gay Prairie Dog, let's all enjoy the homoerotism of a shirtless Robert Downey Jr. (Agent Bedhead)

As much as I fucking DESPISE The Twilight Series, I fucking love Kristen Stewart and her reaction to people hounding her about her relationship. (POTP)

Anyone else remember Jewel? Well, here she is in a bikini. Your welcome? (Superior Gossip)