Tom Ford's A Single Man is like a film-length perfume commercial, only FUCKING AMAZING. (Pajiba)

Beyonce and Lady Gaga teamed up for a new video, and it is FABULOUS. And by FABULOUS, I mean "fucking boring". (Yeeeah!)

Hey, remember Anthony Michael Hall, the adorable little geek from Sixteen Candles and Weird Science? Yeah, well, he might actually be a woman beater. (The Blemish)

The good people at Mattel are rolling out Twilight Barbies, giving Twihards the opportunity to get Bella and Edward naked and bash their crotches together. (Seriously? OMG!)

Avril Lavigne might be fucking Wilmer Valderrama now, in news that would be totally relevant five years ago. (Celebitchy)

I know yesterday I reported about Sex and the City getting a third movie, but now Candace Bushnell is also releasing a prequel because OF FUCKING COURSE THEY ARE. (BricksandStones)

If these ads are any indication, Volkswagon will literally make you piss yourself. (Agent Bedhead)

Christ, considering the four inches of makeup he's got plastered on his face, you'd think Adam Lambert would have some Lipsmackers or something. (POTP)

Eliza Dushku has a buttcrack. Who knew? (Superior Gossip)